bettedavisgf:

it’s all about reverting to your embarrassing hobbies from 2009 when you realize you were actually right the whole time

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

madagaskarka:

sakurasdivorcelawyer:

Oh oh oh here it COME—

that swing had more screen time than tenten

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

(Source: hexglyphs)

cathper:

Me: this coffee is a bit too hot

Brewster: I will beat you senseless if you do not drink it now

hollow-clunk-sound-effect:

xeppeli:

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

and the last

twilightisgay:

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

(Source: firesuns)